Do you really want to contact me?
Remember, my father is a pirate so don’t try anything funny or else you might have to walk the plank.
Email: lrhergott @ gmail.com
I also have a facebook, cell phone, and address but I don’t think you need all of that.
Unless, of course, you are looking for:
A) a running buddy
B) someone to work for you, which would be me
c) a snazzy woman to take on a vacation and spoil often with flowers and ice cream
Then, by all means, email me and we can talk on the phone. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?!